Soccer player: Ito yung mga tao na kung maka-sipa ng upuan mo eh feeling Phil Younghusband. Magtatanong na nga lang, kailangan pang manipa? Ikaw kaya sipain ko! Edi sana di ka na lang nag exam! Sana sumali ka na lang sa Azkals! Tutal ginawa mo namang bola ang upuan ko, eksaherada ‘to.
Reklamador: Nakakainis yung mga ganito. Sila na nga lang yung magtatanong at mangongopya, sila pa yung galit. Tas pag sinabi mong wait lang kasi di ka pa tapos, sasabihan ka pang madamot o kaya maiinis. Eh ano pa at nag exam ako kung di mo din naman pala ako papatapusin! Tas pag mahaba pa sagot mo magagalit. Oh edi sige! Sa’yo na yung papel! Ikaw na magsagot! Talino mo eh.
Kapit bisig: Okay din pag ganito. Hati kayo sa mga sagot, palitan kumbaga. Minsan pa nga ikaw sasagot ng test I tas siya sa test II. Pag di mo alam bibigyan ka niya tas pag di niya alam bibigyan mo siya. Saya ng ganito pero pag nahuli, PATAY KA BHUY.
The source: Tatabi sa matalino tas kukuwa ng sagot, sabay papasa sa katabi, tas papasa nung katabi mo sa katabi niya. Hahaha! Madalas paunahan pang tumabi sa nag-aral. Malas mo na lang kung bobo yang nakatabi mo. HAHAHA.
Kodigo kid: Mga batang pa-simple!! Akala mo nag-aral pero yun pala hindi. Haha! Kodigo sa ilalim ng medyas, sa id, sa may panyo, sa cellphone, calculator o di kaya pagbabae tas may mahabang necktie, dun nilalagay. Hahaha! O kaya pag desperada na, sa kamay na lang, dibale ng pasmado naman noh? Mabilis mabura. HAHAHAHA. Pag di pasmado, laway na lang gamitin mo. Hahahahahaha.
Sadako: Mga babae na may mahahabang buhok o di kaya gamit yung bangs. Sa sobrang gusto makakakuha ng sagot pati buhok ginamit na. Hala teh, push mo yeeeeeen.
Unlimited: Ito pa yung isa sa mga nakakainis puta. Ang iingay pag humihingi ng sagot! Di kayang bumulong? Di kayang bumulong? Sarap lagyan ng stapler yung bunganga eh. Pag tayo nahuli pepektusan talaga kita! Pag nanghihingi ng sagot akala mo may ina-announce sa klase. Leche ‘to pweh.
Okay: Ito naman yung mga tao na kahit anong sagot ang ibigay mo, ‘okay’ lang sa kanila. Kahit di ka pa sigurado, okay pa din basta may sagot. Good luck! Bagsak tayo pareho. WAHAHA.
Magnanakaw: Ito yung mga nadaig pa ang magnanakaw kung makakuha ng papel mo. Habang di nakatingin ang teacher, aba sige, huhugutin ang papel mo kahit nagsusulat ka pa! Bastos lang? Pwede namang magsabi punyeta ka hindi yung kukunin mo na lang basta basta. Sayang handwriting ko ganda pa naman tas hinugot mo lang? Bastos!! HAHAHA.
Team petiks: Matutulog, dadaldal, tutunganga tas pag pasahan na ng papel, dun lang sila magsasagot, dun lang sila magtanong tas yung pagtatanungan nila ng sagot, sila pa yung ma-peperwsiyo kasi ba naman, ayaw munang ipa-pasa yung papel kasi kokopya pa. Eh kapal din naman ng mukha. Eh kung sana nagsagot ka muna kaysa ngumanga ka lang buong magdamag diba!
Chismoso/chismosa: Mga kukuha ng sagot pag may narinig silang nagbanggit. Kailangan pa bang i-explain? Syempre di na, katamad eh. HAHAHA.
The miracle maker: Kokopyahan ka na nga lang lahat lahat, nataasan ka pa! ASAN ANG HUSTISYA?!?!?! Ikaw nag-aral buong magdamag, ikaw na nga yung nagpakopya tas mas mataas pa siya? Ibang klase din haaaay.
The first time I encoutered the famous Okay line was with my friend Kim. She was wearing this shirt with Okay Okay words. I was curious. Then she told me about #TFIOS. I then saw John Green’s book. Again, I was curious. What is wrong with the stars? That night, I was busy scrolling weheartit pages and saw the line, “You say the world dont know about you. That’s an insult to me, I know about you.” (those are not the exact words. I just wrote what I remembered Okay? Haha. Anyway, it is the thought that counts) Then again, I got curious. I should read that novel before my curiosity kills me. As expected, I read it. Just what Augustus said, my life is a roller coaster only going up. Well, I hate medical terms (that’s why I did not continue this petty dream of mine when I was kid and that was being a nurse) but #tfios made me love it. How I wish I was Hazel grace talking about medical terms, would someone like Gus fall inlove with me? Haha. And yes, I fell in love with it (though I didnt cry because a bird told me about the story.) Im just happy that it came to life. It is indeed one of the best love story ever written. Again, another proof that, love exist even in the most painful way. I remembered one time, I was scrolling on my facebook account and saw a friend posted a link about tge movie being cancelled, I literally cried. I curse the computer and then wipe my tears. It was bullshit because it was actually just a prank. And yeah, I am crazily, madly and deeply into that story. That’s why, today I watched it with a friend on its first screening day. My experience was beyond imagination. =) Well, I can clearly say that I’d dump my ‘likeness’ for Andrew Garfield and replace him with Ansel Elgort. ♥ He’s a true hottie. Not to mention Isaac was a hottie too. Haha. =) Lalala. #tfios #johngreen #tfiosnowshowing #june5 #dreams #ansel #hazelgrace #gus #you
Isnt this the real reason why everyone keeps on pushing something that in the first place, should have not worked out? Haha. Just soo thrilled. Parang dati pa promote promote pa ako. And now, haha. Wala lang. Just so happy that I really wanted to share this. Not feeling well for almost two days but I managed to be okay after playing basketball and volleyball (which I really dont know how to play) and then reading something like this really thrills my heart. Thank you! From the very bottom of my heart. =) -diana ♥
No filter needed. This just put my eyes on tears. Haha. Im just soo happy. I never thought someone could appreciate my ‘so called story’ And this is just…wah!! Im speechless. I dont know how to describe this feeling. Im happy. Really. I am. Sobrang nakaka flatter. I’ve been away on the internet world for roughly about three days because Im too busy watching the alien Do Min Joo?? and gettting myself stressed for our System Analysis and Design project then I opened my twitter out of nowhere and found a tweet of my reader. Haha. One crying moment for me. I crazilly shake my phone cause seriously, I thought it was not true at all. But, to my reader who posted this and made this, thanks you. From the bottom of my very crazy heart. =) You guys are the best. I miss writing for wattpad you know? Haha. I think i should get back cause I think a lot of my readers are missing me. Haha. So much for the drama. Just that Im realy happy. =) So happy actually! =))